Enron Lafayette

Dr. Lafayette From Second Impact Yearbook Ending.

A career scientist employed as part of a think-tank for Bear Stearns' research facility on Bon Bon Island. He has a PhD in Motivotion.

Background

In the late 90's, Lafayette was working on experimental team building exercises in the Department of Labour. After he'd finished for work one day, Jackie Dalton approached him in the parking lot. He offered Lafayette triple his salary at the time, and his own lab with the condition that all his research would be owned by Bear.

Lafayette resigned the next day, and moved to Bear's research facility in Bon Bon Island to work on theoretical motivotion shortly after, as one of "Jackie's Girls". However, sometime around January 2007, whilst scuba diving around the island, he discovered Bear's underwater research facility, B.I.G. B.R.O.N.C.O.. The applications of his research that he discovered there were so disturbing to him, that he wasn't able to sleep for at least six months afterwards, by his own admission.

Trivia

• Lafayette was first mentioned in HtP Dr with the quote, "Dr. Lafayette told me not to speak with you".
• Lafayette likes to scuba dive.
• Lafayette's thesis focused on "agitated bossicules".

Speculation

• His yearbook quote is "Congrats, grads! Best wishes for your college or professional careers". Taking this into account, as well as the fact that he studied for a PhD (along with the fact that many postgraduate students have to teach lower-tier academics as part of their courses), it is quite possible that he taught career science at college for a time.