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Lasso is an adventurer and a skilled player of Big Gallup. He owns a motorbike, and seems to be allied with the Squad in some way, if not a full member. He was present during the operation in which Chief, the Narrator, and Nicole disguised themselves as caterers, having been seated at the minister’s table.


  • Lasso is played by Jon Pack[1]
  • Lasso was seat five in the Big Gallup tournie of '07[2]
  • He is mentioned in the Desert Ending.



As the Big Gallup players all resemble their actors everyday appearances, Lasso probably looks something like this[3]

  • "Lasso" is not a significantly popular fore- or surname; as such, it is more likely to be a nickname.
  • LassoxSonata may or may not be canon. In the career science textbook The TruePair Job Matrix, Adventurer & Singerwas listed as a "high-risk" pairing. Not only is Lasso is described as an adventurer & Sonata a a singer, but the book also references other known relationships in such a way (Mark & Sally, PB & Nicole, Henri & Louisa, etc.). Furthermore, they were flirtatious towards each other in the Big Gallup tournament.
    • However, Sonata made Lasso promise to "buzz off for good" if he lost to her, which he did (this rivalry may be what the TruePair book meant by "high-risk").
  • As of 2007, Lasso is probably 28 years old: already it was known that he was fairly young, in his early thirties/late twenties, as a.) he is referred to as a kid in HtP Lasso; b.) his voice does not sound particularly old during the Big Gallup tournie; and c.) his actor, Jon Pack, is in his late twenties/early thirties[4], and given that several characters in Bear Stearns Bravo have been confirmed to be exactly 28 in a row (e.g. Secretary & the Buyers, via Bravodex), it would make sense for him to be that age too.


  1. Second Impact credits
  2. Big Gallup dream, First Impact
  3. screenshot of Jon Pack, taken from his sketch, ""The Neverending Story" 20 Years Later", YT
  4. Jon Pack's FB; if he graduated from uni 2005, he would have been about 22, making him around 20 now, in 2013.